On October 31, 2017 The Golden Gate will be released in a cutting edge format.
Never needs charging. Infinite sharing included. Guaranteed not to compromise owner's personal information if lost or stolen. Smaller and lighter than most tablets. Can be left in bag during carry-on screening. won't explode in your luggage, and can be used even during take off and landing. No contract or accidental damage plan required.. Best of all, it costs less than a two-pack of screen protectors.
Yes, that's right. On October 31, 2017
will be released in online and brick and mortar outlets as a mass market paperback.